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STAGE  THEATER   REVIEW:      An   Evening  with   Groucho  

                       Mini-review   by     Bradley  Thunderbird  Phoenix
 
I  went  to  the  theater,  the  Boulton  Center  for  the  Performing  Arts  on   Saturday,  November  5th,  at   2 PM.    It  was   a  one-man  show 
starring  actor-director,  Frank  Ferrante.   Mr.  Ferrante  gave  an   amazing  performance.    It  was  like  actually  meeting   Groucho  Marx,  the 
legendary  comedian.    A   good   marriage  between   entertainment  and  education,  that's  Frank   Ferrante's  impersonation of  Groucho.   You 
learn  about  Groucho's  life   and  his   brothers  (Chico, Harpo, Zeppo, and Gummo).    You  experience  the  magic  of  Groucho's  wit  and  humor 
come  alive  through  Ferrante's  performance.    Highly  recommended!     Don't  miss  "An  Evening  with  Groucho"  starring   Frank  Ferrante.             
                                                            
                                                                                                                              --    Bradley   Thunderbird   Phoenix,  audio theater producer


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ACT  OUT   THEATRE,  THEATRE  FOR  ISLIP TOWN  HIGH SCHOOL  STUDENTS...


MINI-Review  of    "The  Man  Who  Came  to  Dinner"     (Act Out  Theatre  production)
                 
                    by      Bradley  Thunderbird  Phoenix

Friday,  February  10,  2006,   8 pm  at   37 West Main Street,  the Boulton  Center,  Bay  Shore, Long  Island,  NY  and
the Act Out  Theatre School Teen Theatre presented:   "The Man Who Came To Dinner".    Several  schools were represented: 
Bay Shore High School, St. John the Baptist High School,  Islip High School, West Islip High School,  Brentwood's Freshman Center,  Udall  Middle  School,  and   St. Mary's  School.

If   there  was   an   empty  seat  in  the  Boulton  Center  that  night,  I   didn't  know  about  it.

I  was so captivated by the story,  that  I  was   surprised  that  my  watch  read  11 pm  when  I  departed   the  Boulton  Center.  
Hats off  to  the  entire cast.    Kyle Savage  as  Dr. Bradley  seem  to  have  a  carefree  Marx-Bros.  quality  to  his  performance, 
which  I  enjoyed.    A  special  salute  to Christopher Tudisco  (Sheridan Whiteside),  Morgan Matthews  (Lorraine Sheldon),  and 
Ian  Harvey  (Professor Metz   &   Banjo).    My  theatre  instincts  tell me  that  Ian  Harvey has  a  brilliant  theatre  career  ahead 
of  him).     Fine   job   by   the  crew  as  well.     The  credits  for  the  cast  &  crew  are  listed   below.

DVDs of  this production may still  be available.   For further  information  concerning  this  DVD, please contact the Boulton Center
for  the Performing Arts at:    www.boultoncenter.org  

There was  a  scene  in  this  production  that  was  especially  interesting  to  me and that  was  when the characters  were in front
of microphones  to  "broadcast  live"  over  the radio:   audio  theater.    With  the  formation  of    * HAT   (High-School  Audio Theatre),  I   hope  to  introduce  teenagers  as  well  as  adults  to  the  art  form  of  contemporary audio theater  (formerly  called  radio theater)   via  workshops  at  the  following  venues:    The Bay Shore -  Brightwaters  Public  Library  through  Linda  Clark,  Children's  Librarian),  Adult  Education  with  Eastern BOCES  (authorized by  Dr. Robert Doctor),  Bay Shore's  YMCA,  and  BACCA   (Babylon  Citizen Council on  the Arts  (Babylon  Arts Council),   Ray  Zaccaro,  Executive Director).  

Kudos  to  Robin  Harvey,  the  Production Stage manager.   Congrats to  Tiana  Christoforidis,  the  Director  of  the  production,  who studied  in New York City at the Lee Strasberg Theatre  Institute,  Circle in the Square, and HB Studios.  
Mrs. Christoforidis  founded  the Act  Out  Theatre  program  at   the  Great  South  Bay  YMCA  nearly  twelve years  ago.  
 
                                                                                           --  Bradley   Thunderbird  Phoenix
                                                                                                Founder,  X-Cursion  Media  &  Montage Radio Theatre
                                                                                                                          www.bradleyphoenix.com
 

CAST    &    CREW     -    "The  Man  Who  Came  to  Dinner"

Mrs.  Stanley...............................Ms. Ashleigh Dehlow
Miss Preen..................................Ms. Missy Adams
Richard Stanley...........................Mr. Corey Matthews
June Stanley................................Ms. Marisa Dalpiaz
John...........................................Mr. Stephan Garamy
Sarah..........................................Ms. Alana Doran
Mrs. Dexter.................................Ms. Angela Spera
Mrs. McCutcheon........................Ms. Kristin Manna
Mr. Stanley.................................Mr. Darren Cunningham
Maggie Cutler..............................Ms. Jillian Gorry
Dr. Bradley.................................Mr. Kyle Savage
Sheridan Whiteside......................Mr. Christopher Tudisco
Harriet Stanley............................Ms. Jacqueline Hansen
Bert Jefferson.............................Mr. Patrick Crociata
Professor Metz...........................Mr. Ian Harvey
Convict Michaelson.....................Ms. Samantha Albanese
Convict Henderson......................Ms. Victoria Walsh
Mr. Baker...................................Mr. Jimmy Affatigato
Expressman.................................Mr. Jimmy Affatigato
Lorraine Sheldon.........................Ms. Morgan Matthews
Sandy.........................................Mr. Morgan Eschmann
Beverly Carlton...........................Mr. Robert Poole
Westcott.....................................Ms. Samantha Albanese
Radio Techies.............................Mr. Jimmy Affatigato & Ms Victoria Walsh
Banjo.........................................Mr. Ian Harvey
Deputies.....................................Mr. Jimmy Affatigato,  Mr. John  Borromeo,  &   Mr. Morgan  Eschmann
Plainclothes Man.........................Mr. Jimmy Affatigato

General understudy.....................Ms.  Kira Christoforidis

Director......................................Tiana  Christoforidis
Production Stage Manager............Robin Harvey
Lights.........................................Marc Christoforidis
Sound.........................................Scott Berry
Backstage....................................Rose Dehlow
Costumes....................................Act Out Theatre Costume Shoppe
Ushers........................................Lauren Kulbit  &   Samantha Monteleone
Video / DVD..............................."Personal  Video"


 

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*  HAT   (High-school   Audio  Theatre)    will  introduce  high school students to the following:

The art / medium  of   contemporary  AUDIO  theater
How  to  write  audio play  scripts
Voice acting  which will help them with oral reports  and public speaking
The importance  of  sound effects  in  audio  (radio)  theater   and  the  role of  a  "sound-effects  artist"   or  foley artist
Related  careers  of  audio theater such as doing voices for animated characters for movies, commercials, etc.
Performing  audio theater on STAGE at the Babylon Town Annex and other venues
Productions  for  audio CDs for audio plays to air on radio stations  AND the internet
Performing    ORIGINAL  scripts of various genres:   Twilight Zone-type plays, suspense, sci-fi, comedy, satire, horror, and DRAMA

Audio theater can be performed  on  four venues:

1.   On  STAGE     -   the actors  stand in front of  microphones and perform     (performances can be videotaped and shown on television or made into DVDs).
2.   In recording studios   (in order to commit the performance(s)  to  audio CDs,  audio cassettes,  or   IPODS.
3.   Live  over the  internet  via  web-casting.
4.   Live  over the  radio airwaves   (commercial, public, college, or high school radio stations).

Audio  theater  is  one of the most  inexpensive  forms  of  theater.    
Memorization of  scripts is NOT required because you act while READING the script.
Audio theater is related to audio books and dramatic readings, but microphones are required.
Elaborate costumes and sets are  NOT required in audio theater.
Blocking  is  NOT  required.


X-Cursion   Media   has   original   scripts  to  lease  (schools, churches, colleges, businesses, etc.):      www.bradleyphoenix.com/lease.html

How  many  original  scripts  has  Bradley Thunderbird  Phoenix  written?        SEE       www.bradleyphoenix.com/playlist.html



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         BILLY    JACK    GOES     TO    WASHINGTON         (1977)                                                

Billy Jack Goes To Washington    an  X-Cursion  Media   movie  review  www.bradleyphoenix.com/moviereviews.html                                                                                    *  REVISED  8/21/2005

                                                                                                       10/22/2004, 12/24/2004, 2/23/2005, 3/17, 8/10, 8/14/2005     
                                                                                                                                                                             
by     Bradley  Thunderbird   Phoenix
African   American  &   Native    -    Founder of  X-Cursion  Media   and  Montage Radio Theatre
    -    www.bradleyphoenix.com 
 

For the first time, since 1977, I've experienced the entire film: "Billy Jack Goes to Washington" starring Tom Laughlin as Billy Jack and Dolores Taylor as Jean Roberts.   Some of the actors from the original "Billy Jack" movie and the "The Trial of Billy Jack" were also in this movie.  I  saw prominent actors such as Pat O'Brien  (from many John Ford movies), E.G.  Marshall,  and  Sam Wanamaker.  There's  Dick Gautier,  who  has  acted in  many movies and  television
programs  ("Get Smart"  being one of them).  You'll   recognize  a  lot  of  actors  in  this movie  from  television programs from the 1980's and  90's.   Jack Webb's daughter  and  Walter Cronkite's  daughter  are  back.   I  had seen "Billy Jack" as a sophomore in high school and fell in love with its pro-Native sentiment, Freedom School  (I wish I  attended that kinda school!),  and the anti-government-corruption message.  I  was fascinated by the martial arts of Billy Jack because martial arts movies were not prominent in those days (we're talk'n early 1970's).   We had Bruce Lee  in the "Green Hornet" and the "Longstreet" television series, and not  much else on the small screen or the silver screen.

The early 1970's was a spill-over from the late 1960's.  I  remember those radical years. The hippie years. Flower  children.   Free  love.  Love-ins.  Right-on!   Long  hair. Large afros  (I   had  one).   Paisley shirts. Bellbottoms.   Wide belts.   The Brady Bunch.    President Nixon.    J. Edgar  Hoover.  COINTELPRO.  Revolution rhetoric.   The  Cold  War.  The Vietnam  War.  Counterculture. Conservatives. Radicals. Militants.  Mainstream  media  lies. Anti-war protestors. Civil Rights struggles.  National  Guard  vs.  College  Students.   The Firesign Theatre. Soul  music.  James Brown. Motown. The Supremes.  The Temptations.  The Jackson 5.  Rock-n-Roll.  The Doors.  Emerson, Lake, and Palmer. Pot-smokers.  Draft dodgers.  Vietnam. Those were troubled times and colorful times, and then came Billy Jack, a fictional movie hero.

I have all the Billy Jack DVDs except for the first Billy Jack film: "Born Losers".  A lot of my generation saw "Billy Jack". I  think a lot of high school and college students were moved by the 2nd Billy Jack movie ("Billy Jack").  Amy Goodman of Democracy Now!  and I  graduated from Bay Shore High School, Long Island, NY;  she graduated  two years after me.  Maybe Amy saw the Billy Jack films (especially  "The Trial  of  Billy Jack")  and  it  inspired  her to  get  involved  with  journalism  and independent media, but that's pure speculation on my part (it's interesting that both of us wound up in radio and public access television).  I  didn't desire to get involved with journalism, but to make movies that would touch lives above and beyond the noisy formulaic special effects-drenched Hollywood movies. The Laughlins definitely had an influence on me, but especially Stanley Kubrick., my favorite motion picture director.  Then came "The Trial of Billy Jack".   Billy Jack is released from prison.  It's preachy.  A little too long.   But that's OK because  the  story was intensely interesting to me.   College students were "executed" on college campuses by government-backed forces.   The  movie showed the power of television stations and independent media  not controlled by the government or major corporations.  Agent provocateurs.   Native  mysticism.  But we loved to see many of the characters back in this sequel.   In this movie, we were able to see the man who trained Tom Laughlin in martial arts, Bong Soo Han  (1931 - 2007).  We saw Jean, a pacifist--you don't hear that word much anymore--studying martial arts!  Jean could even throw Billy Jack to the mat.  During the commentary on the DVD for "The Trial of Billy Jack", Tom Laughlin said if he had done it today, he would have shortened the movie.

Sometime in the mid-1970's,  I  read somewhere that there was going to be another Billy Jack sequel, and I was thrilled!   Thrilled as  if  another  James Bond movie was  about to come out.  I  found out the title of the movie: "Billy Jack Goes to Washington".   I  waited...and waited...and waited...wondering  if  I  had missed it.  I didn't miss it.  It was never theatrically released!  Twenty-seven years later in October 2004,  I  finally saw "Billy Jack Goes to Washington".   Not in a movie theater, but ON DVD. With commentary from Tom Laughlin and Dolores Taylor, the producer-stars of this movie (that made it even more worthwhile). It wasn't released in movie theatres back in 1977, but all the Laughlin's other movies were released including,"The Master Gunfighter".  Ahhh, but "The Master Gunfighter" wasn't a political movie; it was an action western movie and a pretty good one. Also in 1977, you had these big  movies:  "Star Wars", "A Bridge Too Far",  "Oh God",  "The Spy Who Loved Me", "Saturday Night Fever", "King Kong",  "Close Encounters of the Third Kind",  "Eraserhead", "A Star is Born", and  "Smokey and the Bandit". Both  the  Star Wars movie series  and  James Bond  movie series  eclipsed  the  Billy  Jack  movie  series.   My generation had new  movie series  to focus on.     In 1977,  the  momentum of  the  Billy  Jack phenomenon  was  grinding   to  a  halt   for  my  generation.

Perhaps  in their 30th year anniversary of "Billy Jack Goes to Washington" the Laughlins will talk about what happened to some of the actors that were in their past movies and maybe even let them have a commentary track or interview them in a documentary. Tom Laughlin and Dolores Taylor had there daughter in all three Billy Jack movies and she was definitely a plus. Teresa Laughlin is a talented person that should have had a successful career as an actress.   Instead, she is  a successful fashion designer in NYC. There's no reason why she couldn't do both: be a fashion designer and act in films from time-to-time.   She could have become a costume designer in the Entertainment Industry.  And what of Frank Laughlin, the son of Dolores Taylor and Tom Laughlin?  What happened to him? Where  are all the people who made the Billy Jack movies today?

"Billy Jack Goes to Washington" opens.   There's narration over the eagle-eye shots of the institutions and monuments of Washington, DC:   The Washington Monument, the Capitol, the Lincoln Memorial, the Jefferson Memorial, etc. Who's voice is that in the opening narration? Is that Pat O'Brien?   It sure sounds like'em.   I  figured the movie would open with Jean's voice, but it didn't. I enjoyed the role Pat O'Brien played in "Billy Jack Goes to Washington".  What  a
coup for the Laughlins who secured this wonderful veteran actor along with E.G. Marshall.  The entire cast was good.  Keep in mind that  I  had no idea some
big stars were in this movie; it was all a pleasant surprise for me as the film unfolded.

Lucie Arnaz, the daughter of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, made her acting debut in "Billy Jack Goes to Washington".  Ms. Arnaz did a fine job.   This movie exposes government corruption. It's not pornographic. No bedroom scenes. No one takes off their clothes. Foul language in this movie is practically non-existent, in contrast to many of the movies of  today, and  THIS  MOVIE WAS NEVER RELEASED???   Why not?   Who is stopping this movie from being released? What are the practical steps to get "Billy Jack Goes to Washington" released in movie theaters around this country and the world? Who do we write?  The Motion Picture Academy of Arts and Sciences? Our congressional representatives?  Hollywood has released some of the bloodiest and goriest movies, such as: "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "The Exorcist" (didn't the  demon possessed girl use a cross in a sexual way?).   Some  years  back,  there was a movie about  a man dressed up as Santa Claus hacking up people...AND THEY CAN'T RELEASE "BILLY JACK GOES TO WASHINGTON" because it raises consciousness  of  political  malfeasance?

Once again, Tom Laughlin and Dolores Taylor had the wisdom and courage to bring another  movie about social injustices to the screen, always balancing
out their films with humor, action, and an almost documentary feel. There's plenty of political material for the Laughlins  today:  The Oil Pigs which can never get
enough petroleum.  The war profiteers who rake in billions of dollars from manufacturing weapons of mass destruction and the spoils from invading militarily weak countries.    In "Billy Jack Goes to Washington", politically corrupt Senators rake in millions of dollars off the construction of nuclear power plants.  Just like some politicians are profiting off the construction of a natural gas and oil pelines in the Middle East today.   In order to rob and control foreign countries:   first  they demonize'em  (through the mass media),  then they invasion-nize'em (invade weak countries (notice  they  haven't  invaded China), and then they democratize'em; they force fit'em into a mold of  their concept of democracy.  I  was gonna   say  they  "Christian-nize'em",  but  that's  almost  synonymous with their  "democratize'em"  process.   Of  course the rules of democracy and international laws never apply to THEM  because  that would cut into their profits.  "Them" refers to the plutocratic money vampires,  the guys  who tell the political gargoyles how to think, what to do,  and  how to  chew their food.   The political  gargoyles are the lying politicians who cling to  the  un-holy Temple of  Corporate Greed.  Construction contracts to rebuild Iraq's cities and maintain Iraq's oil fields costs the American taxpayers billions of  dollars.  Whenever billions of dollars can potentially pour into the construction industry trough, the corporate money hogs can't wait to feed.  Ask The  "Argyle Group", "Uno-pal", and "Helliburton" (I changed the names to protect the guilty).    "Pigs  get  fat.   Hogs  get  slaughtered."    This  was  one  of  the  lines from  "Billy Jack Goes  to Washington".   I  like  that  line  a  lot,  but  you  need  to watch  the DVD  to  see  how  it  fits  into the story.   

Politics makes strange bedfellows and enemies.   The  Laughlins  and  their crew were harassed  by certain elements of  the government during  the filming of
"Billy Jack Goes to Washington".  Some of  the corrupt  political guardian angels didn't want  this film released.    I  was impressed with "Billy Jack Goes to Washington".   You get to see Jean defend her life using martial arts.  You  get an  idea  how  backroom political  deals  are  made.   You see a fine performance from E.G. Marshall.   No  dubiety  in my mind that  Mr. Marshall would  have  received an  Academy Award  nomination  for  Best Supporting  Actor  for  this  role.   Sam Wanamaker created a despicable serpentine villain, far more menacing than the Posners  in  past  Billy Jack films.  But you see a powerful performance from Tom Laughlin. 

I  had anger after seeing "Billy Jack Goes to Washington".  Not because the film was inept in any way, but because there's no reason why this film was not released in theaters.  Tom Laughlin commented that after a private screening, a member of Congress yelled at him and told him that this movie would NOT be released. "Billy Jack Goes to Washington" was the "Fahrenheit 9-11" of its day.  Not  in  the sense  that  it's a documentary  like  Michael Moore's  films,
because  it  isn't.   It's  a  fictional story that exposes political corruption.   In  1979, "The China Syndrome", starring Jack Lemmon and Jane Fonda, also
exposed political  corruption and greed regarding nuclear power plants.  There's  one  thing  those  who are  politically corrupt  try  to avoid  with  agonized  desperation:   The  Spotlight  of   Truth.

When "Billy Jack Goes to Washington" was NOT released in 1977,  it seemed the Billy Jack movie series had died.  The 1980's came.  During that decade, 
I  read somewhere to my amazement that "Billy Jack in New York" couldn't be completed because money for this movie ran out.   And  then...the  Laughlins disappeared!   New martial arts heroes came on the scene:  Jean-Claude Van Dam, Stephen Segal, Chuck Norris, and others.   Bruce Lee look-a-likes.  
Bruce Lee wannabees

If we have movies like "The Panama Deception", "Outfoxed", "Bowling for Columbine", "Loose Change", "Fahrenheit 9-11"--these are movies you should see--we can certainly welcome Billy Jack, the next generation of films. Have the Laughlins considered audio theatre? Audio theatre is the fraternal twin of audio books.    There's no visual components in audio theatre, just the human voice, sound effects, and music. Why not?  Tom Laughlin and Dolores Taylor may be a little  older, but they sound the same as they did when the Billy Jack movies came out in the early 1970's.   I  see actors  Bob Hastings and Will  Hutchins perform  at  the Friends  of  the  Old-Time Radio Convention in  Newark, New Jersey every  year ( http://www.lofcom.com/nostalgia/fotr/  ).  These actors sound the same, just like  when  I  was a kid back in the 1960's watching Mr. Hastings  on "McHale's Navy"  and  actor  Will  Hutchins on  "Sugarfoot"   
(SEE   www.bradleyphoenix.com/photogallery.html       to see photos of me and Mr. Hastings and  Mr. Hutchins ).

So, what happened to the Laughlins?   Their  website said they were busy lecturing and teaching.  Maybe out  in California or the West, but  I  haven't heard the Laughlins lecturing in New York City?   Their major voice seems to be their website.  I  saw  a  documentary on Tom Laughlin a few years ago. The last I heard about Tom Laughlin was that he ran for President of the United States in 1992. He did what?!  Ronald Regan was a Hollywood-actor-turned politician, who became  a   U.S.  President    Fred Dalton Thompson was  a  politician  and  actor;  he  became a  Republican U.S. Senator.   So  did whats-his-face:  Arnold  Swartzenegger,  who became  Governor  of  California  (you have to say Arnie's  last  name very carefully around us black folks   :)  )    I  think Tom Laughlin could have become an effective  progressive Congressman IF he had only kept making more movies...any genre. So, what of the fate of the Billy Jack character?   Who could play Billy Jack today? Tommy Lee Jones? Richard Gere? Steven Segal? What about a Billy Jack television series with the Laughlins as executive producers? Can you hear the new Billy Jack throw out a line like this to George W. Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfiwitz, and Ashcroft,"Why the hell would I want to go to a heaven with you in it?"        Why  haven't  the Laughlins  made  movies  inside  Hollywood?   

Wait, there's breaking news! As I write this article, the Laughlins are saying that they are coming out with a NEW Billy Jack film that will tie up a lot of loose ends such as: Did Billy Jack and Jean ever get married?  What happened to some of the characters in the Billy Jack films? And much much more!  This was a complete surprise to me!   I  thought we would never see another Billy Jack movie.  So, I'm looking forward to seeing their new film.   I  think  the  first  one
is supposed  to  be  released  Memorial Day 2007.   I  hope  that  the Laughlins get all the artistic and financial support they need.   If   I  can help in anyway to raise awareness of  their latest film project...I'm there!    I've been e-mailing progressive organizations and individuals to tell them about the Laughlins new upcoming movie  AND  their  End The War  in Iraq  Project.    It  seems   Billy  Jack  is  back!      It's all  at   the Laughlin's  website:   www.billyjack.com

       May the Almighty Creator  bless   Dolores   Taylor,   Tom   Laughlin,   and   the   Laughlin   family. 

                                                                                                                                                           --    B.  Phoenix 
 


Billy   Jack   Enterprises
P.O. Box 840
Moorpark, CA  93020

Phone:  (877)  253-4567   US    toll free,   Canada:   (805)  553-9015

Fax:      (877)  491-2802

info@billyjack.com



                    Cast Photo                       
                                                                         Bob Hastings is  on the extreme left of this photo                             
                                                                          McHale's  Navy  television series  1962 - 1966

                Bob Hastings, actor of  stage, television,  and  film    and    Bradley Thunderbird Phoenix   -  2002
     at  the annual  Friends of the Old-Time Radio Convention  (FOTR)   in Newark, New Jersey,  held  every  October.



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    THE    COLOR    PURPLE   ON     BROADWAY    --    a  review   by   Natalie  Hamilton-Dicks

    "A  MUST  SEE!!!!!    Beg, Borrow, Steal (o.k. maybe not steal) and go see this
     play.  It is the best play I have ever feasted my eyes, ears and heart on.  The
     most moving performance of my life.  I laughed, cried, sang, applauded all at the
     same time.  People who were total strangers were hugging and sharing tissues
     because of this awesome display of creativity.  The music was phenomenal.  The
     acting was superb.  The message touched the soul.  I didn't like the book or the
     movie, but The Play, the play was a must see.   I will be going back with all my
                                                          friends who want to experience this performance as many times as possible."

                                  
 
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Aeon   Flux   movie
Review  by  Natalie  Hamilton  -  Jamaica,  Queens,  NYC

  I  would give this  movie  an  average  rating, a  2  out  of  4  stars.   The  cinematics
were great.  Charlize Theron did a fabulous job with all the acrobatics plus her
outfits were ab-fab.  But the plot was lacking in so many ways.  The movie just
didn't come together smoothly.  I guess they couldn't fit all the details of the
cartoon   (used to be on MTV)   into two hours.    Wait till it comes out on dvd.
 
 
 
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Matrix  Revolutions
2003
Directed by the Wachowski Brothers
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, and Laurence Fishburne
Reviewed by WENDELL V. of Bay Shore, Long Island, NY - 6/4/2004

The Matrix Revolutions is the final chapter of the Matrix trilogy. The concept of the movie is bold and captivating. It brings the saga to a rousing conclusion. As most of you know or will know, Revolutions picks up at the precise point where Reloaded finished. Neo (Keanu Reeves) is trapped in of time line between the real world and the Matrix, unable to escape.

As far as the plot is concerned, the action scenes in Revolutions are just as good as the other two. I must admit that the brief action in Reloaded was awesome, and there's much more in Revolutions. The final battle between man and machines was breathtaking, one of the highlights for the whole trilogy. The final battle between Neo and Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) is also nicely done. However, they are some exaggerated moments in the fight scenes; when they start fighting miles up in the air like Superman. Agent Smith's role in the trilogy never really developed though, he was awesome in Matrix 1, but in the last two he was just there to fight Neo and play the bad guy. Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) on the other hand, was an agile and powerful fighter in Matrix 1. Now she hardly does anything except be a liability to Neo. Trinity is just there to complete the love story I guess. Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) is shadowed after an amazing performance in the Matrix 1. Like Trinity, he never really does to much as the film mostly focuses on Neo and Agent Smith.

The beginning and the ending of the final chapter were complicated for me. I first saw Neo trapped between worlds in a train station run by an aggressive mad man with no teeth (not quite the start I was expecting). It became even more complicated when an Asian family talked to Neo and a little girl befriended him. I really didn't get that scene and it was poor. Even more bizarre was the nice cushy Hollywood style ending. The Oracle was sitting down with the little girl from the beginning scene (I wonder why?) and she paints a nice vanilla sky over the city. While the Oracle says "I'm not sure Neo will like it. Kinda weird isn't it?

I know everyone (including myself) that saw Matrix Revolutions was expecting a perfect finish to the Matrix Trilogy. It's not absolutely conclusive. I believe the Wachowski Brothers could have done a better job wrapping things up, but it does leave the door open for future productions.


 
 
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
2003 
Directed by Peter Weir
Starring Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany
Reviewed by Philip Rogers - Nassau County, Long Island, NY - www.gsdpro.com

I am a big fan of Russell Crowe's work and also of Paul Bettany, who last collaborated on Beautiful Mind together. However, I was disappointed in this
movie. I felt the chemistry so prevalent in Beautiful Mind was missing. This movie comes in the "not terrible category". Its definitely a wonderful history lesson and the action scenes are extremely realistic, but the movie lacks both pace and definition and is so predictable it couldn't    hold my interest!

Please bear in mind too that Aubrey is a fictional character and not an historic one and the movie has a History Channel feel to it!! Too much character emphasis on Crowe and Bettany so that when things happen to the other characters you don't know enough about them to care either way! If you want to journey into the past and see what life was like aboard a ship in those days you will probably love it, unless you are a huge Crowe fan you will probably react like me. I've definitely seen worse.

 

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
2003 
Directed by Peter Weir
Starring Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany
Reviewed by Lynn M. Islip Terrace, NY

Master & Commander, an exceptional movie and a must-see. The person who views this movie will either love it or despise it. It's difficult not to be captivated by the thrilling fight scenes, as well as taken into this different time period (during the Napoleonic Wars). Russell Crowe didn't just play the role of Captain Aubrey, but was Captain Aubrey. If you loved Crowe in Gladiator, you will find he is perfectly cast for this part. His character is almost sickly obsessed with conquering a French ship, in which he risks his own life as well as his crew. Although a bit odd and eccentric, Crowe's character is very likable and absorbs the viewer under his command.

During the movie, aside from the battles between Captain Aubrey's ship and the French ship, there is major crew interaction. I was able to get a feel for each character but the main emphasis was placed on Doctor Maturin, played by Paul Bettany. The friendship between him and Captain Aubrey seemed somewhat out of place in this movie yet at the same time, appropriate. (Russell Crowe and Paul Bettany also acted together in A Beautiful Mind).

Aside from the dialog being sometimes difficult to understand, this movie is superb. It showcases bravery, friendship, and loyalty. The exciting battle scenes and the threatening weather conditions are amazing and very realistic. In my opinion, the movie is near flawless and captured my interest from beginning to end. 

 

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    with  original  scripts  that   can  be  produced   for  movies  on  the  radio,  television,  and  motion picture industry."
                                                                                                                                                                                      --  Bradley  Thunderbird  Phoenix

   Some of  my   COPYRIGHTED   scripts  /  plays:

The Gods in the Pentagon  (Dr. Strange-body):    Dr. Strangelove-type military black comedy  (performed  live over WUSB radio station   (2002)
Thinning  the  Herd:     Red-neck hunters  fight against the ghosts in a forest and their co-conspirators   (performed ive over WUSB-90.1 FM    (2001).
Don't Take It Out on Me!:   New Age tale of  supernatural horror as certain objects grow arms and feet and come to life (performed live over WUSB  (2001).
Remember Me?:   Professor  Memory  can remember anything...except  his own....   (performed this as a radio play live over WUSB    (2000).
When Dimensions Collide:    Sci-fi....parallel  universes   (performed as a radio play on stage at the Student Union Auditorium, Stony Brook Univ. (1996).
I Wanna Live Too!:   A deadly alien that can absorb and imitate any physical lifeform  (performed as a radio play on stage at Stony Brook University  (1997).

* Skeleton  Crews:    Super-intellectual  mammals invade a  space station  (Did NOT perform this live over the radio as intended  (2001   -   55 minutes).

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      ( Brad's   Mini  Movie  Reviews )

Mission  Impossible  3:     Engaging  action movie.  Almost hypnotic.  The opening scene is powerful! 
                                                                    I had a continuity problem with
                                        the  Ethan Hunt character marrying  A.  Someone NOT in the spy business
                                        or  intelligence field.     B.  His wife's character is only introduced in this
                                        movie and not in a prior Mission Impossible movie.   He could have married
                                        the black woman in the previous movie  (Mission Impossible 2) because he
                                        did love her.   Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a  good villain, but he needed
                                        more screen time and involvement.    In  this script,  I can  see a  little bit
                                       of  True Lies  and  the  James Bond movie:   Licence to Kill.   Especially
                                       with the rescue of  Hoffman's character on the bridge.    Tom Cruise makes
                                       a  good  American  James Bond, but  so far, my artistic instincts say  M I   2, directed
                                       by John Woo, is the best Mission Impossible movie to date.     I give this movie  ***

Inside Man:    Spike Lee is continuing to grow as a director.   Engrossing story.   Faked me out a few times.
                      I didn't think it would end up the way it did.   Good heist movie for that genre.   Ocean's 11
                      the remake with George Clooney remains one of my favorite heist movies to date.    ***

Doom:   Dumb horror movie starring THE  ROCK.   The story wasn't strong enough.   Special effects doth not
             a movie make...Shakespeare would probably word it like that if he were alive today.   I lump the Cave
             and Doom in the same category.   I always have a soft spot for outer space movies, but the Cave was
             a better story and better acted.    Karl  Urban was the only worthwhile factor in the entire movie.    * 1/2

Slither:     Had great potential.   Deliberately made in the same vain as the horror flicks of the 1970's.
               It was billed as a  comedy-horror.   Some scenes were good.   Some of the townspeople becoming
               zombies is too much of  a  rip off of  "Night of the Living  Dead"     (which  quite a  few directors are
              paying homage to nowadays).     **

 

The  Chronicles  of  Narnia:    I  read  the  books   over   20  years   ago.    It was really  fascinating experiencing  this  movie.
                                              I  was   awed  by  this  film.    The  director of this film worked on Shrek 2.   Aslan  represents
                                              Jesus  Christ, the Messiah, in  this  cinematic  fable  (this is a fable and not a parable...I hope you
                                              know the difference).    Of course there are flaws and  maybe some CG  characters that  may  not  
                                              move like you think they should, but it's  still remains  a  very  good  film.       ***

 
Death  Race  2000:     I  rented  the  DVD, but  I  saw  the  movie  when  it  first  came out  in  1974/1975.   This is an
                                  intentionally  offbeat  movie  about  a  car race  for  drivers who score points by hitting pedestrians.
                                  It  has a love story in it  with  David Carradine.    The  villain is  Sly Stallone;  he's  a  comic  villain
                                  and  this character works for him.   The very next year or so, he would be famous nation-wide as "Rocky".
                                  Paul  Bartel  passed away  recently, but  he  made some really  weird movies.      ***
 
 
The Polar  Express:   I  love  this  movie!    It was a  refreshing break from  A-Team-type violence,  formulaic movie plots,
                                   and  just  mediocre  dribble  from the  Hollywood  movie  assembly line.   I'm  not  a violence junky:
                                   I'm  not  interested  in  gore.   I   enjoy creativity.   I  enjoy  intelligent  scripts.   I  noticed  something about 
                                   "The Polar Express",  it  has  no  outright villains.   The  real  villain  is  selfishness.   But  there's  no
                                   moustache-twirling  villain,  no  "wicked  witch of  the  west", no  menacing computer-generated  monster.
                                   This movie is a  good family movie.   I've seen this movie many times!    :)       Highly  recommended.      ****
 
Lord of  War:      One  of   the  best  films   of   the  year!     It's not just a  lame action movie that relies on big explosions  and 
                           mindless  car  chases  just  to  keep the  audience awake.    This  film  has  a  lot  of  intellectual  thought  behind it.
                           I'm   glad  for  Nicholas  Cage  and  the  entire  cast  and  crew  for  this  gem of  a film.    This  movie  is  about
                           weapons  salespersons   or   arms  dealers.    The  peddlers  of  weapons  of  mass destruction.   Selling  weapons
                           of  warfare and  mass  destruction  is  very  very  profitable.    Someone  has  to  make  weapons of  mass 
                           destruction.    They  didn't  just  pop out of  thin air.    WMD  don't  come  down  from  heaven.   More  like
                           they  come  from  a  marriage  made in  hell and  they  leave  a  bloody  wake  of   shredded   humanity  behind.
                           The  weapons  of   their  warfare  are  carnal...even  to the pulling  down  of  multi-million dollar strongholds.
                           Lord  of  War  makes  you  think  about  humankind's  great  obsession  with  WMD,  and  yes  rifles, grenades,
                           and  bullets  are  included when you use the  acronym  WMD.    It  makes  me  think  of  the  movie,"Full Metal
                           Jacket"   by  my favorite filmmaker, Stanley Kubrick.   There's  a line from one of the drill sergeants to the
                           Marine recruits:   "You  will  be  a  minister of  death  praying  for  war."     The Marine  Sergeant  asked:
                           "What  makes the grass  grow?!"     Chorus of response from the Marine recruits:   "Blood!    Blood!
                           Blood!".     In  my humble  opinion,  some  members  of the  human family  have  two major  preoccupations
                           with  WMD  (weapons of mass destruction):    1.   They  feel  protected  (just  like when  someone sleeps  with
                           a  loaded  gun  under their pillow).    Having a  gun  gives  them  a  false sense  of  security.   As  if  the  gun  had 
                           a  magical  force field  to  protect them.    Though  they  walk  through  the  Valley of  the  Shadow of  Death, 
                           it's  OK  because they have  a  loaded gun in their holster  or  WMD  at  their  fingertips.   2.  They feel  their
                           "gun muscles".     You've  heard  when people get  drunk in bars off beer and they're  ready to fist  fight with 
                           anyone even  though they may  be  4 feet   2  inches  tall?     Some  folks are  intoxicated  by  the  power  of 
                           a  loaded  gun  in their hands.    It's  a feeling  of  power.    Noticed  I  used  the word  "feeling"  a  few  times.   
                           Lots  of   guns  and  lots  of  money  make some  human  beings  FEEL   powerful,  like  a   god  having  the
                           power  of   LIFE  &  DEATH.     I  also  liked  the  locales  of  the  film,"Lord  of War".    Newsday gave the film
                           three  and  half  stars.    It  was  just  a  well-made  film.    Please  go   see  this  film!     Brad's  movie rating:   *** 1/2


War  of  the Worlds   (remake):    Shhh-piel-berg-ized   remake  with  Tom Cruise.  This  story wasn't as  strong as the version with 
                                                   Gene  Barry,  who  was in this movie.   Heavy on the special effects.   Story  could have been stronger. 
                                                   The Barry version  had  more emphasis on the military trying to figure out a way to destroy the Martians. 
                                                   Such  as  the scene when they dropped an atomic bomb on the Martians is great filmmaking!  In the  Barry 
                                                   version,  you had  Gene Barry's  character  hugging the leading lady in the church during the final scenes of 
                                                   the movie,  and  then the  aliens  die.    It's a  powerful moment that most  Spielberg movies lack  (with the
                                                  exception of  Schindler's List  (a  powerful  4-star  movie  and  triumph of filmmaking).      Most  Spielberg
                                                  movies  have  good effects and  decent  cinematography, but  weak stories.   A.I.  didn't  move me 
                                                  emotionally, but  Robin Williams in "Bicentennial  Man"  did.    1941  was   a  comedic  mess.   E.T.
                                                  was  cute  sentimental  oatmeal.     During the  first  10 minutes,  I knew where the story (This   "War of
                                                  Worlds"  re-make)   was  going.    Tom Cruise is legally separated from his wife.   The  children are 
                                                  split between their  biological father and their step dad.   But magically at the end of the movie,  they
                                                  have all bonded due to the alien invasion crisis and all will live happily ever after.   At one point in the
                                                  movie, Tom Cruises's character lets his son go because there's something he has to do;  his son is
                                                  becoming a man!    What is  his  son going to do  that  trained  men and women in the U.S. military
                                                  can't  do?   The  boy has no training.   No combat experience.   No weapons experience, unless you
                                                  want to  count  PlayStation  and  other video games.   And  his  father, Tom Cruise,  makes the BIG
                                                  BIG  decision  to   LET    HIM   GO   SO  HE  CAN  BECOME   A   MAN.    Stupid  nonsense!
                                                  The  aliens  implanting  their  warship  under the  ground  was  a  dumb idea.   If  you  have  force fields
                                                  around  your  war machines  then  why  bury them deep  underground?    Just  show  up  and  start  attacking.
                                                  Tim Robbins's  character  in the movie didn't  really do  much  for  the movie;  it  wasn't  even  necessary.   
                                                  Although the  aliens  playing  hide and seek with the main characters  in  the  basement  was  interesting.  
                                                  The  aliens  captured some family members inside one of their spaceships  was  the most interesting scene in  the
                                                  entire movie.   But  for  my money, "Independence  Day"  is  a  better movie than  Spielberg's  "War of the Worlds".
                                                  "Independence  Day"  had enough  corny moments in it, but  it  was  more emotionally satisfying  and  better
                                                  made than  Spielberg's  "War of the Worlds".     The  1950's  version of  War of the Worlds with Gene  Barry
                                                  remains  the  best  version   to  date.               Brad's  movie  rating:    **      (two  stars)

                                                  * I  wrote  my  own  original  alien invasion script   entitled:   "Some Kind  of'a  ???-Headed  Deity"
                                                     SEE     www.bradleyphoenix.com/playlist.html
  

Goldfinger:      I  loved  "Goldfinger".   Pierce Brosnan  loved "Goldfinger"  when he watched  it  as  a  kid  in  Ireland.   I  thought the plot was
                     great,  but  it  had  one major  flaw  in  it.    No,  it  wasn't when  Oddjob  crushed  the golfball  with his  barehand.   Although that
                     was  a  dumb idea.   Dumb touches like that only hurt the credibility of  the movie,  moving it from thriller toward camp.
                    
The  dummy  being  ejected  out of  Bond's  car was  a   technical  embarrassment.     The  bird  on  Bond's  head  as  part  of
                     his  diving  headgear  was  another  dumb  touch.    Gert  Frobe  as  Goldfinger was  perfect.   Mr. Frobe,  like  Jackie  Gleason,
                     was  an  actor  that   acted  very well with his  FACE.    Look  at   Frobe's  face  throughout the  film;  it's  acting  magic.
                     Since  Mr. Frobe  couldn't  speak  English very well,  his voice was  dubbed,  and  that  voice  fit  him very well.
                     I  have  a  trailer  with  Gert  Frobe as  Goldfinger telling  Bond:   "Choose  your  next  witticism carefully,  Mr.  Bond, it 
                    may  be  your  last."    The  voice  in  this  trailer  was  much  different  than  the  voice  in  the movie.    But  here  is  the 
                   worst  mistake  of  all:    detonating  an atomic  bomb  in  Fort  Knox.    For  years  I  thought  that  was  a  brilliant  idea.
                   Yes,  Goldfinger  detonates  a  "dirty" atomic  bomb in Fort  Knox, and the  entire gold supply of the United States will
                   be radiactive for  87  years!    Ingenious, right?    Not  really.   Bond  even mentioned  "economic  chaos in the West"
                   as  a  result  of  this  detonation.     So,  Goldfinger, in the movie version, never intended  to  steal the  gold  from  Fort
                   Knox, but  to  make it  radioactive.    OK,  here's  the  major  flaw in  this  reasoning:    Who  cares whether the  gold in
                   Fort  Knox  becomes   radioactive?     Fort Knox  is  a  depository.    The  gold  just  sits  there throughout all  eternity.
                   Our  money here in the United States of America  is  fiat  money--not  backed  up  by  gold  nor  silver.    So  who  cares
                   whether the gold   is  radioactive  for  87  years  or  100 years?    When  was the  last  time  the  Federal  government  of the
                   USA  ever  paid  for  anything  in  gold bullion?     I  rest  my  case.     All  these  years  I   thought  Richard  Maibaum  conceived 
                   an  ingenious  vehicle   for the movie,  until  logic  struck  me  like  a  lightning  bolt  (it's  the  writer in me)   As  long  as  the  gold 
                   wasn't   destroyed  or   completely obliterated  in  the  atomic  explosion,  making  it  radioactive  is  an  even  better way  to
                   safeguard the gold.   After  all,  who's  gonna  steal  radioactive  gold  and  risk  getting  cancer  or  leukemia?      It  would  be 
                   better  off  if  Goldfinger  stole   the  gold.     So,  you  would  NOT  get  economic chaos in the West,  and  the  price of 
                   Goldfinger's  gold  would  not  increase  many  times  over because the  government  would  just  fence  off  the  area   and   
                   in  time  send  in  guys with radioactive-resistant  body suits.    By  the  way,  the most  realistic  Bond  movie was,"From Russia 
                   With  Love".    "Moonraker"  was  comic  book  nonsense,  I'm  glad  Sean Connery  didn't  do a  Bond movie like  that.
    
                   The  problem with the Bond movies  is that  they  feel  they  must do  fantastic stories instead of solid  spy thrillers  a little  more
                   grounded  in  reality.    The  villain  always  has  to  cheerfully  explain  to  James  Bond  his  ingenious  plan.   IF  the villain
                   has  captured  Bond,  why doesn't he  just take  out a  gun  and  shoot  Bond  dead?    And  why  does  Bond  always  have
                   to  say  his  real   name???    "My  name is  Bond, James  Bond."     He's  a  SECRET  AGENT!    Secret  agents  don't 
                   go  around   telling  folks  their  real  name, they  are  undercover!    Hello?!   Anybody  home!   Bond is  a  spy  and  a
                   government-sanctioned  killer;   he  should   wear  a lot of  disguises  and  travel  clandestinely.    For  example,  in most of the films,
                   Bond   travels  by  commercial  airline.    Why  can't  he  be transported  to some of his missions  by  British  military  aircraft, 
                   submarines,  or  ships?    Remember,  in  "You  Only  Live  Twice",   Bond   fakes  his  own  death   (with the help of the Royal  Navy) 
                   to--as  his  military  superior,  the  Admiral,  "M",  says--give  him  breathing  room  so  his many  enemies in the spy world  will pay a 
                   little less attention to him.     Pierce  Brosnan's no longer  playing  James Bond.   I  just hope they jump start the NEW Bond with
                   a  new  Miss Moneypenny,  "M",  and  take  out  some of   the  impractical  touches  (flying  commercial  airlines,  not wearing
                   disguises,  and  go  around  telling  everyone  (including  his enemies at SPECTRE, SMERSH, etc.)  his  REAL  name!!!).
                   So,  who can  play the  new  James  Bond?    Jude Law  remains  my  favourite   (I  spelled  favorite  like the Brits do).   
                   Dougray Scott  might  be  a  good  choice  (he  played the main villain  in  Mission Impossible 2).     I've  written my own  James
                   Bond-type   character   (SEE   www.bradleyphoenix.com/playlist.html  ).         Brad's  movie  ratings:    ***          [August  28,  2005]


The Fantastic Four:     I'm so tired  of  these movies  saturated with special effects with weak stories.   They're  eye candy  and   no-brainers.
                                  When  will  these  Hollywood  producers  ever  learn  that  the  real  special  effects  are:   HUMAN    EMOTIONS.   
                                  To  be  able to  cry, laugh,  express joy, sorrow, anger, pity,  curiosity...the whole spectrum of emotions, that's  the best
                                  special effects of  them all.     They need  a  movie where  they tell  us  how the super hero got their powers in a  quick
                                  flashback, and then  move on with the story and the growth  of the super-hero character.    

                                 Allow me to  digress a little please:  I  noticed in the DC comic books  (yeah, I  love graphic novels), that  there's an African American
                                  man  as  the  new  Green Lantern.   That  would make a good TV movie.   Learning from the old Green Lantern:  Hal Jordan,
                                  an aging white man.    A  troubled  black man who came up from poverty.    The Guardians, understanding his troubled
                                  background born from a restless sea of racism  and white supremacy.   I  can  write the screenplay right now!    But not
                                  dwelling on HOW  he became the new Green Lantern, just tell that in flashback.    Then have the Guardians give the new
                                  Green Lantern a mission on  another....   Hey, I don't  want to write the screenplay now!    One of the mistakes about
                                  these movies dwelling on how the super-heroes became super is  they don't include OTHER super heroes.   Note in the
                                  Superman movie with Christopher Reeve...no Justice League.    In the X-Men movies with Patrick Stewart...no Fantastic
                                  Four, Dr. Strange, and other Marvel super heroes.    Same in the Michael Keaton Batman movie.   They focus all their
                                  attention on  one or a  small group of super heroes  instead of connecting them to a network of super heroes--BIG  MISTAKE.
                                  Hollywood  is so doggone busy trying to tell us about the origin of  how this person became a superhero.   The  real  human  story
                                  is:   how do they feel about their powers?   About  themselves?   About the world?    The animation movie,"The Incredibles"
                                  is about how I  would approach the subject.   "The Incredibles"  is  a  much better movie than "The Fantastic Four".
                                  The  rating  for  the  Fantastic  Four  movie:       Brad's  movie ratings:   **                       [August  23,  2005] 

                                  *   I  have   an   idea  for  a   TV  movie that would  be  just  as  interesting  as  "The Incredibles".     I  also  have 
                                       an  idea  for  a  television series  entitled,"Jump  Dogs".     SEE    www.bradleyphoenix.com/playlist.hmtl


Batman Begins:    Christian Bale is  the new Batman!   "Batman  Begins"   is  the  best  Batman movie to date.   I  liked Michael Keaton, but 
                            this story fleshed out the Batman/Bruce Wayne character.   It was intelligently made.   It had some flaws. 
                            Lifting a man up with one arm  when that person is dead weight  is ludicrous.  Try  lifting a  man who is heavier than
                            you with  one  arm  hanging off a  cliff  with  hundreds  of feet  between him and the ground--dead weight.   You would
                            have to be  crazier than a  New York  City  rat.    And why did the entire Wayne  mansion have to be burned  to the
                            ground?    That was unnecessary.    In this story you understand why  he  becomes Batman.   You understand  where
                            the Batmobile comes from.   The  discovery  of  the  Batcave   is  engrossing.   Except for a few "Hollywood-isms" 
                            this is  the best Batman movie  so  far.            Brad's  movie  ratings:   *** 1/2 


Fahrenheit  9-11: Opened  my eyes to a  lot  of  the corporate greed in  the  White House.   President George W. Bush keeps saying that
                               he wants to honor those who died in the war against Terrorists.    How can you honor them when you lied to them about
                              the justification of the war in the first place?   How can you honor war heroes when you and your corporate buddies are
                              going to make billions of  dollars off  a natural gas pipeline, robbing  Iraq of its  oil,  and profiting from manufacturing   
                              more weapons of mass destruction (smart missiles, tanks, etc.)    Just to force fit  so-called Third World countries into the
                             mold of  your  brand of democracy  and religious values?    After  seeing  "Fahrenheit  9-11"  how  can  anyone  trust  Bush
                             or any of   is  missionaries?    How would you like it if  China  invaded the USA  for violations of  human rights?    How would
                             you  like another country to occupy  the USA with their troops?    "We  should  finish what we started in Iraq  and  Afghanistan.
                              Finish  the  MISSION."       Finish  what  mission?!    I  never had  a problem with the people in Iraq and Afghanistan?
                              Is the mission to help Iraq become autonomous?    OR  is  the  mission to rob and plunder one the highest oil-producing
                              countries in the world and establish  military  bases  in Iraq to control the other Arab countries?    What's  the real  mission?   
                              America  has  a  rich history of   invading other countries.    Ever  hear of the Bay of Pigs Invasion?    Certain  elements in
                              the American military industry invaded Cuba to dethrone Castro and replace him with a "leader" that's friendly to the U.S.A.
                              How many times has America  invaded and de-stabilized other  countries  to set up their political puppet or dictator buddy?
                              American Big Business  needs  friendly  "leaders"  and  dictators.   Friendly enough to allow  Western businesses into their
                              countries  to  make  coolies  or  de facto slaves  to  increase the profits of  their corporations.   The White House  says they
                              want  to bring  democracy and freedom, and they bring  friendly  leaders,  CIA-trained  death squads, mass  murders,
                              and  big  business to the country they perceive as a threat to  or  to  increase  their  MONEY  GAME.      
                              Brad's  movie  rating:    ****


Equilibrium:    Starring Christian Bale, now the new Batman.  This movie is pure excitement and intelligently  directed by Kurt Wimmer  
                     (screenwriter-turned-director)      I  believe  Kurt  Wimmer  will come out with  some  really great films in the years to come. 
                     I  highly  recommend  this  movie.   Get  it on  DVD!     The  plot, acting, and  fight scenes  are  well  done.    This  is  a
                     a   story  set  in   super-tech  future.          Brad's  movie  ratings:    *** 1/2

The Island:    Loved the  actors.   Reminded  me  of  some  other  movies:   THX  1138,  1984,  and  Logan's Run.   The  cinematography  was
                     very good  in  some  spots.   I  didn't buy  two people running for a long time through the hot desert...clones or no clones.   And  I  
                     didn't  buy  the   clones  trying  to  find  the persons  they were cloned  after.    What's  the point?    The  purpose of  the 
                     of  their  (clones)  existence  was  to  supply  body  parts.    Rather,  the  story  should  have  been  to  expose  the  cloning  genetic 
                     farms,  and  not  having the clones  trying to find  their  genetic "parents".        Brad's  movie ratings:   **

Lord of  the Rings  -  Return of the King:     Fascinating.   Strong performances.   Brilliant filmmaking.   High praise for the cast, crew, and director. 
                                The extended version on DVD is even better  because there's added scenes  (especially when Gandalf confronts Sauraman).     
                                The  Lord of the Rings is  classic literature created by a master of the English language.   It   combines a  lot of  Western myths 
                                with  an  original  storyline.     Peter Jackson,  you did a  marvelous job, bro!          Brad's   movie  ratings:   ****

The Shining:    Powerful  performance  by  Jack Nicholson.   Good cast overall.   The DVD version has a documentary of the behind-the-scenes 
                      making of "The Shining"  directed and  has commentary by  Stanley Kubrick's  daughter.    I finally got a chance to see Stanley Kubrick
                      speaking and  doing what he does best:  direct movies.    It's fascinating to watch Kubrick  direct.     Although "The Shining"  movie
                      didn't really  scare  me.     There were some creepy scenes, but it didn't scare me like  "The Ring".    In the  TV mini-series,  Stephen King 
                      had  a  furnace  that  if  unattended could burn down the entire hotel and  he had hedge creatures that attacked humans.  Well, no one in their
                     right  mind   would have a faulty furnace that could potentially malfunction and destroy a  multimillion-dollar hotel.    And  hedge creatures, 
                      (from the art of topiary)...what can a hedge creature do to ya?    Scratch you to death!   Stephen King  wanted these two things 
                      in, and  Stanley Kubrick wisely took them out  or  at  least  played  them down.    You  did see the infamous furnace, but it posed 
                      no  threat  as in the novel.      The  hedge creatures  were turned into an  enormous  maze.    The  Shining,  directed  by  Kubrick 
                      ends  on  a  down  note.    Why  do  Kubrick's  movies  always  seem to end on an unhappy note?   The  Stephen  King-approved  
                     TV  mini-series  ended  on  an  upbeat  note.           Brad's   movie  ratings:    ***                                         [  August  2005 ]

 

Network:     I  love  Paddy Chayefsky's  movies:   "Marty",  "Hospital",   "Network",  and  "Altered  States".    When  Chayefsky  writes a
                   screenplay, there's  a lot  of  life experiences, research,  and  talent  that goes into them!    What  a  writer!    Awesome!    I'm  guessing
                   that  Tom Laughlin and  Dolores Taylor  enjoyed  "Network".    I  read somewhere that  Stanley Kubrick was considered to
                   direct this movie.    What  I  suspect  happened was  a  "clash  of  the  titans".     It  would have  been fascinating if  Kubrick  directed
                   this  movie, but  ultimately  the  directing  went  to  Sidney Lumet  (who directed  "Serpico"  and  so many great films).    The  dialogue
                   is  brilliant.   The story is ingenious.   "Network"  is   "Hospital"  for  the  television  network  industry;  it  speaks  of the  dirty politics
                   and  power-tripping  self-deified  network executives  who  worship  money and  high TV ratings.   I  noticed that  some movie critics
                   have  described  many  of   Chayefsky's  movies as  "literate",  indeed  they  are.         Brad's   movie  rating:    ****

One-Eyed Jacks:     Starring the  late  great  Marlon  Brando  and  directed by him.   Stanley Kubrick  was slated as the director, but he and Marlon
                               had an  artistic  falling out  on  how to  approach  the  movie,  so  Brando  directed  this  movie.    The  cinematography is
                               very  good.    There's  high energy in this western.    One of the best westerns  ever  made.    I  thought if they ever do a
                               remake  of  this film  I  would  write  the  screenplay  so that  Kevin  Spacey  played  the  Karl   Malden  character  and 
                               B--   XXXX   played  the  Marlon Brando  character.    I'm  not  sure who would  be  good for the Slim Pickens  character...maybe 
                              Randy Quaid,  or   Bill  Paxton.   I  believe  the phrase  "one-eyed Jack"  refers  to  seeing only one side of a person according to this
                               movie.     It  seems   a  movie  title  like  this  cries  out  for  some  card-playing  scenes   or  more  tie-ins  with  poker.
                               This  was   a  powerful  western,  but  there's  a  higher  place  in  my heart  for  "Rio  Lobo".     I  would  write the screenplay
                               a  little differently:   I'd  add  some Chinese characters and  a   black  gunfighter.   I   wonder if  "One-Eyed Jacks"  is  a title 
                               Kubrick  wanted,  after all  Kubrick  came out with  the  title:   "Full  Metal  Jacket".             Brad's  movie  rating:  *** 1/2

                                
Once Upon a Time in America:   Almost as  good as the Godfather Part I  and II.    Robert DeNiro gives a wonderful  performance in this 
                                               story of  Jewish gangsters in New York City.   This is a powerful  movie  by  the legendary Sergio Leone. 
                                               The music,  composed  by  Ennio Morricone  should  have gotten an Academy Award!    This is a  
                                               classic  movie.    Leone  takes  his time with his movies.   Notice that most of his movies are like 3 hours long. 
                                               But  see them:    "A Fistful of Dollars",  "Once Upon a Time in the West",  "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly",  
                                              and one of my favorites:   "Duck, You Sucker"  also known as  "A  Fistful  of Dynamite".    
                                               See   "Once Upon a Time in America"  you'll  fall in love with the  haunting images  and  Morricone's  music.    
                                              Better  than  Scarface (with Pacino).   It's  violent  and  brutal  in  some  spots;  it's  not  for  children.   It's  better  
                                              than  the Godfather Part III.      One  of  the  best  gangster  movies  you'll  ever   see!     Brad's  movie rating:  ****


Pluto Nash  on  the  Moon:    Starring  Eddie  Murphy.    It  had  a  good  premise.   There's  nothing  wrong with nightclubs, casinos, and 
                                             gangsters on the moon in the future.    But  there's  something missing that stamps this movie as a "B" movie. 
                                             And  when you find out who  the heavy  is in the end, it's  not  interesting...it's  boring.   This movie 
                                             was such a flop,  no one thought  about  putting out a sequel.   This would  have  worked better as a  
                                             TV  movie  on  The  Sci Fi Channel.    I  have  to  blame  the  screenwriter  and  the director  for  this  movie 
                                             being  so mediocre.    I   like   Eddie  Murphy  a   lot,  but   he   really  needs  some  hit  movies.        
                                             Brad's  movie rating:    * 1/2

Badlands:     I   like  the  director:   Terrence  Malick.    His  movies  are  fascinating, poetic, and powerful.    He  did "Days of Heaven" 
                   starring  Richard  Gere.    Recently, he did "The Thin Red Line".     "Badlands"  has  wonderful  poetic  images and  music.   
                   Martin Sheen  and  Sissy Spacek  are  excellent.     There  was   a   lot  of  years  between  "Days of Heaven"  (1978) 
                   and  "The Thin  Red Line"  made in the  1990's.    What  the  heck  was  Terrence Malick doing all those years?! 
                   Why did he stop making movies???     Well,  he resumed  making  films, and boy is the film world better off!     
                   Brad's  movie  rating:   *** 1/2

It's a Wonderful  Life:     It's  a  classic!     How can you not like Jimmy Stewart in anything?    Donna Reed is  very attractive and perfectly cast. 
                                      This movie has the feel of a  long  Twilight Zone  episode.    It's on television every Christmas.   Please  see  this 
                                     movie  if  you  haven't  already;   it'll   make you  feel  good.         Brad's   movie  rating:  ****

Harold and Maude:    Fine  black comedy about a  rich young man that torments his mother with fake suicides.    Bud Cort and Ruth Gordon 
                                  are  superb.    Released  in 1971.     Director  Hal Ashby went on to direct other good movies before his  premature death. 
                                  What  is  Bud  Cort  doing these  days?    IF you want to find out  what an actor is doing, just go to the IMDB  website.
                                  Brad's  movie   rating:   *** 1/2

Mission  Impossible 2:    High  praise  for the  director,  John Woo,   and  for  the entire cast.   Strong villain.   Tom Cruise's  sidekicks  are 
                                      for laughs  and  to make  Cruise look good as the leading man.   After all,  Cruise is the handsome leading man. 
                                      You  can't  have  sidekicks  that  are  better looking than  the  leading man!   The leading lady is  attractive and  turns in 
                                      a  good performance.      Woo  is  a  strong  action director.   "Broken Arrow" was good (even though it has a
                                      corny  Hollywood  ending - the  good guy gets the girl in the end).     I  think  John Woo would  be great to  direct
                                      a   James  Bond  movie.     But  will the  allow an Asian to direct a James Bond movie?       Brad's   movie  rating:   ***
 

Batman  Beyond:   The  Return of the Joker:     This animated adventure takes place in the future.  Batman / Bruce Wayne is in his 70's or 80's. 
                                                                        But he  employs a young high school student to be the new Batman.   This new Batman can 
                                                                        can  fly  and  become invisible.   This new Gotham City  has  flying  cars and futuristic technology. 
                                                                        This is all based on the television series:  Batman Beyond.   This was a really good series with good 
                                                                        animation and solid stories.   OK, so the Joker--who was supposed to be dead  years ago--has returned.    
                                                                        This  is a  suspenseful  engaging story  and  the  folks at  Warner Bros.  gave  us  a  fine  production. 
                                                                         I  highly  recommend  this  DVD.     If they wanted to bring Batman Beyond  as  live action to the silver 
                                                                        screen,  that  would  be  exciting to see.   I think the fans of  Batman would  love Batman Beyond.   
                                                                        Brad's   movie  rating:    *** 1/2


Bewitched:     This is the  movie with  Nicole Kidman...didn't  see  it!   However,  about  two years  before this movie came out,  I  thought  Nicole 
                      Kidman would make a  good Samantha  when I thought about having a  whirlwind tour of the 1960's (having actors portray the 
                     original actors of some of the 1960 TV shows).     Great minds think a like.   Well,  Nicole Kidman does kinda look like Elizabeth 
                     Montgomery.   But  for this movie  they have  Will  Ferrell  playing  Darrin.    No.    The  best  person  to play  Darrin,  if they 
                     give him  black hair that's short  and 60's-looking  is:   Jim Carrey.    Jim Carrey would have  nailed the  mannerism  and facial 
                     expressions of  the original  Darrin.   I  don't  see  Will Ferrell  as  Darrin.   Maybe in another version they can get  Naomi Watts  as 
                     Samantha and   Jim  Carrey   as  Darrin.          [These  NOTES  were  written  on   August  22, 2005   by  Bradley Phoenix]
 
Pan's Labyrinth:    A  brilliantly  conceived  and  directed  fantasy  intruding on reality  movie  by  Guillermo del Toro.    Four star movie!  * * * *

The Road to Tarabethia:   A  very good film  with a  sad ending.    Reality intrudes into the fantasy world quite intentionally.  The movie works!

Disturbia:     Basically   "Rear  Window"  for  teenagers.    It was OK, but I thought the villain could have been developed a little more.   Brad's rating:   ** 1/2

Grindhouse:    In my opinion,  not as good as some of Tarantino's other movies.   I liked the  Rodriguez segment better.  Tarantino's segment was very talky.  **

Fracture:    Good crime story.   The movie was paced a little too slow.    Anthony Hopkin's character, a mastermind, should have figured out
                  the laws of double jeopardy   AND  possibly being videotaped entering someone's apartment.     Brad's rating:   * * *

The Condemned:    A movie in the same vein as "The Running Man".   The hero of the movie, Steve Austin,  tried to carry the movie as a strong-silent
                              type...the powerful hero with very little to say...a man of action.   Another Arnold Swartzenegger or Sly Stallone  he's NOT.
                              The movie tries to have a conscience and heart, but the leading man, Austin, doesn't carry the movie in my opinion.   Brad's rating:  * *

Full  Metal Jacket:     A  good  Kubrick  film.    During the basic training scenes the main  Drill Sergeant has fangs of verbal violence that
                                 is both horrifying and fascinating.    The de-humanization process  (something Kubrick seems to be fascinated with in his
                                 films)   of  the  civilian turning into a Marine  is  like a  person turning into a werewolf.   Some movie critics said that this
                                 movie was the best war movie ever made.   I disagree.   I love Kubrick as a film director, but  I'll take "The Bridge On  the
                                 River  Kwai"   and  "Stalag 17"   (note both movies had actor William Holden)  any day.   Some believe that "Full  Metal  Jacket" 
                                 was  two films.   The first  half was  basic training  and the  second half was combat in Vietnam.   I draw your attention to the
                                 sniper toward the end of the movie  (the one that was "picking off"  the  Marines one at a time).     Unless I  missed something
                                 (it's possible),  I would have written the story so that  the Vietnamese prostitute  they met earlier  in the story would have been the
                                 sniper at the end  (the one who rode in on a  motorbike)   It would have made for a stronger  script.    In the film, I don't think they 
                                 had any connection.    Before I saw this movie, I guessed correctly that the combat scenes  would be similar to the combat  scenes
                                 in "Dr. Strangelove".   In  other  words,  Kubrick  focuses  on  combat   among   war-battered   buildings  and  Oliver  Stone in  his
                                movie,"Platoon",  focuses  on combat  in  the  jungle.    I  just had  a sneaking suspicious that  Kubrick would do that.
                                
                                 Full Metal Jacket refers to the casing surrounding a bullet for the M-16 rifle.    It symbolizes the "straight  jacket"  the military
                                 has  placed  over the minds  of  new recruits  as they turn them into "angels of death praying for war"  or  fighting machines.
                                 I  was in the U.S. Army and we  never had to sleep with our rifles.   The Marines are definitely hard core.   I  have  no problem
                                 with  soldiers and Marines being combat ready;   I   have a  problem with U.S. military troops being  USED as  human  cannonballs
                                and  catapulted  into  UNJUSTIFIED  wars  for  the  corporate greed of corrupt politicians.    The war in Iraq  was  not  necessary,
                                just  like  Vietnam.     How many billions of dollars can we keep pouring into these wars and ignore universal healthcare,  education
                                for our children,  the war against crime  here in the USA,  and other vital national  issues?     Greedy  war profiteers  and  their
                               political puppets  want  to  place  the entire  USA  in a   full-metal   jacket.       Brad's  movie  rating:    ***
     

2001:  A  Space  Odyssey:    I was in  8th grade when I first  saw this movie.   Back in the late 1960's they had  sayings like:  "It'll blow your mind". 
                                             Well,  2001  blew my mind.   Stanley Kubrick became my favorite movie director.    Yes, I like Sir Alfred Hitchcock, 
                                             Ingmar Bergman,  Woody Allen,  James Cameron, Oliver Stone,  Ridley Scott, David Lean, Spike Lee, Tony Scott, 
                                             Kurt Wimmer,  Tom Laughlin,  and  others, but  Kubrick  is my favorite  film director.   And for  goodness sake don't 
                                             tell me that  Steven Spielberg is better than Stanley Kubrick...I  don't  even want to hear it.    That's  like telling me 
                                             that  Milton Berle   is  Mr. Television  when  I  know in my heart that  Ernie Kovacs is the real  Mr. Television. 
                                             2001  is  about  man's  evolution.   From  primitive tools to high-tech  tools.     Alien beings far more  advanced 
                                             than humans  plant devices in the form of monoliths that tell them when  humankind may be ready for First Contact. 
                                             Kubrick  balances the mythology of this film with an engrossing story.   One of the reasons that 2010, the sequel to  
                                            2001, failed  is because it showed us a  boring  Earth.   No flying cars like the Jetsons.  

                                            No  monorails that  run electromagnetic energy.   An Earth where humans are still driving around in oil-driven cars and 
                                            the tedious  cold-war rivalry  between Russia  and  the United States.  China  is left out of the equation in this
                                            future.    2001,  didn't  show us  what's  happening on the planet Earth.   So the technology on Earth was left up to the
                                            imagination.    Kubrick  was  wise to do that.   2001  stayed off-world which helped the "mythology" of the movie.   There
                                            was  some  technical  errors in 2001, but it's a  masterpiece of filmmaking.   The light tunnel sequence is imitated by many  films
                                            that came after 2001.    

                                             I read that  what  Kubrick did  was  take  good  stories  and then surround himself  with  very talented  artists  and  then   
                                             create a  cinematic  vision  filtered  through his genius for  filmmaking.     When  Kubrick  directed an actor, he didn't just want 
                                             realism.    He  wanted  a  performance  that was  interesting.    It  could  be  a  certain inflection in the voice,  facial gestures,  or 
                                             even an over-the-top performance, but  it  had  to  be  interesting.   That's  why  Kubrick  did  a  lot  of  takes.     Some
                                             directors  communicate with their  actors during rehearsal  and share with them exactly  what they're looking for.   As a  director 
                                             of  audio movies,   I  tell  my actors  what  I'm  looking for.   IF you  don't tell your actors what you're looking for and just
                                             hope  that  you do enough takes and  some magic happens...that's not good communication on the part of the director.   But 
                                             everyone  has  a  different  directorial style that works for them.    I  think  Frank Sinatra and  Stanley  Kubrick would not have
                                             worked well with each other.   Sinatra  likes to do one take...maybe two.   And  Kubrick  would have probably wanted Sinatra
                                             to do about 7 to  12 takes.    It  just never would have worked out with   those  two  (both  men  I   admire).       I   wish  I 
                                             could  have  met  Stanley Kubrick.             Brad's  movie  rating:   *** 1/2 
 

Transformers:     Formulaic  done-to-death  action  movie.    Shy guy in school gets the attractive girl in the end and helps saves the world
                             in the process.    The only good thing about this movie were the actors that played the parents--I really liked them.   Their
                             role was primarily for comic relief.   Hollywood!--enough of the formula action movies, they are super-boring.    The   film
                             "Pan's Labyrinth"   is  creative, well written and well directed, but  the latest Die Hard movie is tiresome by comparison.

 

Shrek 3:    In my opinon was more entertaining than "Transformers".     Some may say this Shrek movie is suffering from series fatigue, but
                 I love the Shrek movies and the actors that play the characters.    I'd rather see this movie than "Live Free or Die Hard"  and 
                 "Fantastic Four:  Rise of the Silver Surfer".     Brad's  movie rating:    ***


Fantastic Four:  Rise of the Silver Surfer:    Laurence Fishburne does the voice of the Silver Surfer, who is second cousin to the
                                                                          "metal guy" in  the second Terminator movie   (just  kidding   :)    ).     I don't mind comic-book
                                                                          characters who translate to the big silver screen,  but  the actors have no chemistry.    Using
                                                                          the bald guy from "Shield"  as  the Thing?    Jessica Alba is very attractive, but does she flesh
                                                                          out the character as well as she fills out her costume?    No.   So here's what they need to do:
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